Here’s my quick thoughts on the news of the Xbox One. Overall this system is Microsoft clearly stating that they don’t give two shits if the consumer gets screwed by anything. Therefore they thought it was a fantastic idea to openly say you can’t do this or there’s a fee for that.
To this I say: Please fuck yourselves, MS. This is the most ridiculous bullshit I’ve ever heard marching around as a good idea for a video game console. Well, according to their press conference, they don’t want to be associated with video games anymore. It was all TV this, sports that, and Xbox going the fuck home.
An even bigger go fuck yourself moment was the reveal of used games getting screwed in a very royal fashion. I’ve read their “fee” for being such a law abiding criminal is anywhere from $30 all the way up to an ass raping $52! The idea of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles actually existing in real life as depicted in the TV shows is much less nonsense than this “fee” is.
If Microsoft succeeded in one thing on Tuesday it was guaranteeing that I will absolutely not purchase the Xbox One no matter what. And they can take that whole zero fucking dollars and zero fucking cents all the way to the fucking bank and deposit that sumbitch! I’ll have the last laugh, thank you very much.
Ha! Ha! Ha!